Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
manda: i really wanna lose weight but i don’t want to stop eating
Why can’t I have the ability to just pause life.
lameborghini: idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u
thegayteen: guys could fucking propose to me and i would still be 99% sure that they didn’t really like me
forever90s: i can’t stop laughing.
killemwithlaughter: Do you ever just read other people’s writing and then look back at your own and go:
when your parents start looking through your stuff
epic-humor: Urban outfitters will throw a sweatshirt under a street cleaner and sell it to you for $300 on sale